Person in book:
Person in book:
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.
(via shark-bait-ooohaha)Source: heartcramp
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
(via castastictardis)Source: mountincest
Jack Gleeson (actor, “Game of Thrones,” Joffrey Baratheon)
[H]e is fantastic. Everybody loathes Joffrey, and a large part of that is because Gleeson is killing it. Maisie Williams as Arya gets all the press, it seems, and she certainly deserves it, but we should recognize Gleeson’s ability to be a completely unlikable bastard whom everybody loves to hate.
Also, by all accounts, Jack Gleeson is a super-nice, sweet kid. He’s planning on a career in academia after Game of Thrones is over. He doesn’t even like to curse. And here’s a gif of him wearing a shirt about Latin grammar. It’s about the most adorably nerdy thing I’ve ever seen.
Jack is a third-year student at Trinity College Dublin in Ireland, and last year was granted the coveted accolade of TCD Scholar.
“After ‘Game Of Thrones’ I’d be happy to do some amateur plays but I don’t think I want to do any more professional acting. I’d like to be an academic, a philosophy lecturer if possible. I’d do a Masters in Ancient Hebrew maybe, and a PhD hopefully, if I get in … The thing about that level of acting is that it is very financially rewarding but for me it is a balancing act. I’m happy to sacrifice a big pay cheque for my happiness, if that’s not too corny a thing to say. It’s probably more naive than mature to say that, maybe, but that’s how I feel.”
He is fantastic!! And I love that in real life he wants to get a Ph. D. in Hebrew literature … Hopefully the money he made playing Joffrey will help foot the bills :)
(via ohsillyhuman)Source: io9.com
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!
(via castastictardis)Source: preteenager