Cake or Death

• Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
• Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
• Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

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profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

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pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

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balladedutempsjadis:

cartoonginger:

Jack Gleeson (actor, “Game of Thrones,” Joffrey Baratheon)

[H]e is fantastic. Everybody loathes Joffrey, and a large part of that is because Gleeson is killing it. Maisie Williams as Arya gets all the press, it seems, and she certainly deserves it, but we should recognize Gleeson’s ability to be a completely unlikable bastard whom everybody loves to hate.

Also, by all accounts, Jack Gleeson is a super-nice, sweet kid. He’s planning on a career in academia after Game of Thrones is over. He doesn’t even like to curse. And here’s a gif of him wearing a shirt about Latin grammar. It’s about the most adorably nerdy thing I’ve ever seen.

Jack is a third-year student at Trinity College Dublin in Ireland, and last year was granted the coveted accolade of TCD Scholar.

“After ‘Game Of Thrones’ I’d be happy to do some amateur plays but I don’t think I want to do any more professional acting. I’d like to be an academic, a philosophy lecturer if possible. I’d do a Masters in Ancient Hebrew maybe, and a PhD hopefully, if I get in … The thing about that level of acting is that it is very financially rewarding but for me it is a balancing act. I’m happy to sacrifice a big pay cheque for my happiness, if that’s not too corny a thing to say. It’s probably more naive than mature to say that, maybe, but that’s how I feel.”

He is fantastic!! And I love that in real life he wants to get a Ph. D. in Hebrew literature … Hopefully the money he made playing Joffrey will help foot the bills :)

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sherlock!porn
    ↳ That awkward moment when almost everyone in the show ships Johnlock. Including Sherlock and John.

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drownedinblissfulconfusion:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

spread your wings, baby!  you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!

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sixthgunforlife:

the-devils-beast:

nicodoublele:

when you have so many ideas, but no talent

When you have so much talent, but no ideas

When you have no ideas and no talent.

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